R.i.P – Racist is Palilalia

WHERE DO I START? Ermm… it seems this is my favourite question when I run out of ideas, but still want to write. So I can think what to write while I write this sentence – brilliant! In truth, the writing was securely in my mind, and just the matter of time to bring it out on the wall – liar! I’ll try to be concise, and it should be easy to bear in mind that there a vast periods of time which is I have absolutely no recollection, may be due to usual routine in my daily life - whatsoever. But this is wasn’t my routine, listening to hindustan songs while writing my blog. A bunch of songs collection from Mohabbatein and Mann films. It wasn’t like me at all – weirdo!

Actually, I’m pissed off so to speak. My computer still not working, it’s dead. I need new hardware, new power supply. I supposed so; I jump to this conclusion after I check everything else. I can’t see other problems. And I don’t have problem to see other problems. So, no more point to discuss about my ‘power’ problems. Anyway, I already asked the forumer about that, and it help a lots with the variety of ideas. thanks to forumer, mostly Fungkur, the admin and the one who provide a good website for us. urgh.. Think of this just make my day even worse. But when I lie on my bed and see the black screen, so dimmed, so shady, like a black dog of my day. Even for now. The black man doesn’t relate at all in this topic. I’m not racist! Haha~~

Racist; heard of this word make me recall one thing. There is drama comedy series about racist. But first, I need to highlight it here, I’m not gonna touch Malaysian issues at all. But (always ada-ada aje tapi… it’s already in my blood), it’s better if Chinese know their own mainland, so to speak to Indian. Don’t they miss their own land? Oopps… (its weird though, how come Malaysian want to be open minded, if they can’t talk, that cannot, this cannot, what can??? Tell me, and still you said voice is freedom. Don’t think glocal, but think global, come on lah people…) Ehem! Back to drama series, it’s named EXTRA. I think I will write about it later, may be I wanna try to be part time reporter on my own someday, who know? so that I can write a good and interesting blog. Uhuh. I got a point there. Actually it was funny as hell and makes my tummy nearly exploded. The main actor is, of course no one no alike (is this correct??) Ricky Gervais, he is very genius. I salute him for make me crying out loud again and again and there is a time when I unashamedly cried and touching. So this is roughly conversation I picked out randomly from season 1 episode 5, with special guest Samuel L. Jackson.

(this is the scene where Maggie and Dan stand next together, Dan is black man who Maggie wants to go out with)
Dan : To be honest, there’s not a lot of black faces needed on television.
Maggie: No. Crimewatch.
Dan : What?
Maggie: The reconstructions on Crimewatch. They always need black actors or white actors. They need black actors and white actors. Depending on who's committed the crime that day? I mean, there’s a criminal, black criminal. Certainly there’s a white criminal as well as black criminals. (Already felt guilty as hell and ask to leave…)
Maggie: Oh, God! I've just remembered I've got to go...
(And Maggie left Dan absurdly)

(In the bus while Andy (Ricky Gervais) and Maggie having a break, and Maggie complained about her attitude earlier which is offense black woman in front of Dan)
Andy: Well, there is that test I can give you.
Maggie: What test?
Andy: The racism test. The one they give you when you join the council to make sure you're not racist.
Maggie: (Surprisingly) I've never heard of it.
Andy: Yeah… Do you want to do it? Just 10 questions.
Maggie: Go on, then. (Confidently)
Andy: Right, you've got to answer just totally honestly, okay? Just relax, you've got nothing to worry about unless you are a racist. (with smirk on his face)
Question one is who would you rather see with their shirt off? Brad Pitt or Sir Trevor McDonald.
Maggie: Brad Pitt, obviously.
Andy: Obviously…
Maggie: What?
Andy: No, I can't say anything till the end. Right, question two. This is about racial awareness. 'Cause often you catch out a real racist because they don't know or care about any black issues. Who's the Prime Minister of Great Britain?
Maggie: Tony Blair.
Andy: Correct. Who is the Prime Minister of Namibia?
Maggie: (goggling her eyes ups and downs) I don’t know.
Andy: You knew the white one. Okay, good. Oh, dear. Who is the Queen of England?
Maggie: Queen Elizabeth II.
Andy: Correct. Who is the President of Djibouti?
Maggie: This is ridiculous. I've never even heard of blooming Djibouti. (trying to defense herself)
Andy: Please do not ridicule the totally valid African language.
Right… next question. Who would you rather have waiting for you when you got home tonight? Johnny Depp or OJ Simpson.
Maggie: Johnny Depp because of the murder thing.
Andy: Because of the murder thing? I think you'll find that Mr OJ Simpson was acquitted but in your eyes 'cause he's black, he's still guilty.
Maggie: People still think he is guilty.
Andy: Racist people still think he is guilty.
Maggie: I'm not a racist.
Andy: I'm just going by the test.
Maggie: I'm trying to get off with a black person.
Andy: Yes, but according to you, you wouldn't want him waiting for you in your house when you got home tonight.
Maggie: Only because I would go, "How did you get in here?"
Andy: Now he's breaking and entering as well. Fascist.
Maggie: Right, I'm going to go and ask him out now.
Andy: Hold on.
Maggie: Watch.
Andy: Tell him you had a hate rating of 9.8, one more than Hitler.
Maggie: Watch, I'm going now.

Haha~ I’m still laughing when I watch this… oh dear… what a great comedy. Sadly, there’s no show in Malaysia tv channel, even astro. Or just go find by yourself in dvd shop and buy it. It’s worth every penny you spend. Trust me.

Oh.. I felt much better… not even thinking about my black screen monitor… haha~~

ps: about the title RiP, i dont know where is the idea come from... its juz came out of nowhere.. huhu~~

Colour Reading... It's Fun!

Fun time!! come and have fun with me... try to read this... DO NOT read the word.. but READ the colour of the word.. haha~~ and look hows ur brain work..

aDa aPa dENgaN gUyd@c0sTa???

Think by Guyd@Costa

UNINTENTIONALLY I REVEALED ONE OF MY SECRETS... Hush-hush! hehe~~ curious?? eager to know.. ooo.. so impatient, so furious... so pity of you.. hehe.. with no more question, i let u know.. all of it.. so no more wild thinking behind me.. okies.. i will answer the question "ada apa dengan guydacosta?" as much as i can, word by word.. letter by letter... haha.. everything is here... honestly i answered this question.. hopefully, u will satisfy.. and thank you..

haha~~ of coz, the first thing u wanna know.. who is guydacosta??? and whats 'that' with his name? so fishy... hahaha~~ to know him better.. know these things first.. his nature and pe'el nyer..

G - Gemuk, Gendut, Gedempol... but Gor-jus-! Giler Glamour..
U - Unlikely, Unaesthetic but Unaffordable!
Y - Youngster, Yippee, Yummy, Yay-yay... Yesman, yessir!
D - Dumbass.. Dishy... Disguise.. not Disgusting!
A - Agrresive... not! but Adorable.
C - Comey, Clumsy but still Cool...
O - Oddball, Open minded, One man band...
S - $_$, Shy... but Stylo.... ker??
T - Tido, Tengok TV...
A - Alien... ????

So, get the clue? or glue or blue.. watever but don get flu sudah...
if not.. how bout his one... look at the brand he like but cant afford it.. haha~~ zasss layan...

G - Giordano, GAP, G.A. Blue, Gillete, Gigabytes...
U - Umbrealla...
Y - YSL, York, Yakult...
D - Dunhill, Diadora, D'urban, Dockers, DKNY, DC...
A - Armani, Avon, Apacher, AMD...
C - Calvin Klein, Crocodile, Camel, Canon, Chow Kit Road...
O - Osim, OS, Opal...
S - Seed, Snails, Sony, Samsung...
T - Tom, ti:zed, Tropicana Life, Tommy....
A - Adidas/Abibas, Ambros....

So, what u think of him now? think and drink... sink and link... you will know better, ermm do you?
Ok next.. his fav singer, band, actor and actress.. take a look..

G - Green day, Gun n Roses, Gary Barlow, Gervais R....
U - Uncle Kraker...
Y - Yui...
D - Daughtry, Diana Ross, Deniel Beddingfield, Dennis Quaid...
A - Air Supply, Amr Diab, Az yet...
C - Coldplay, Celine Dion, Crowe R., Cameron Diaz...
O - Offspring, Oasis...
S - Simon Pegg, Steve Martin, Scorpions, Shayne Ward, Smash mouth...
T - Tommy page, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise...
A - Angelina Jolie, Amanda Bynes, Anthony Hopkins, Adam Sandler...

ermm quite a lots of name isnt it? well juz forget it.. it doesnt look like important to you.. sorry if im bored you.. im tryin hard now... so, im tryin to sing a few songs.. which song do you like? pick one and sing yourself.. wonderful isnt it?? ermm i love these songs..

G - Greatest love of all, Glory of love, Give me the night...
U - Unbreak my heart, Uninvited, Unfaithful...
Y - You sang to me, You're my everything, You raise me up...
D - Drowning, Dancing with an angel, Dance with me...
A - Accidentally in love, Alone, All for love...
C - Cherish, Come undone, California dreams...
O - Only love, One way ticket to the blue, One more night...
S - Shoulder to cry on, Secret Garden, Starlight...
T - The rose, Tamaly maak, Trumpets...
A - Always coca cola.. hahaha~~

Jom... cine. anyone??? haha.. no one ek.. nvm. this my fav movies.. if u want this copy.. juz tell me.. huhu~~ i will send you a copy plus charges plus tax plus extras.. dvd copy nie.. clear maaa.. barang baik punyer... wahaha~~ check it out!!

G - Gladiators, Godfather, Goodfellas...
U - Ultimate gift, Unknown...
Y - You've got mail, Young and dangerous...
D - Death at funeral, District 13, Da vinci code...
A - Apre vous, Addicted to love, American Gangster...
C - City of god, Casino, Click, Cars...
O - Once, Office the, Ocean's Series...
S - Spiderman, Shaun of the dead, Spongebob Squarepants...
T - Transformers, The Boondock Saints, The extras...
A - American Pie, Asterix Aux Jeux Olympiques, Atonement...

Thats it.. im tired of listing ler.. you dont know how many hours i spent to list these things... huh~~ daaa~~ im gonna stop.. but before that. let me entertain you once more... to show you how beautiful my name was... hahaha~~~ siap ada 2 version lagi.. english and malay...

G - Girl, do you know?
U - Unforgivably... i fall in love with you..
Y - You are the one and the only..
D - Deep inside i know...
A - All i need is you, you and you!
C - Close your eyes... can you fell that?
O - Oh dear.. i miss your smile, your laugh, your touch.. so much
S - So madly, so crazily... it's painful without you here
T - To me, you're everything, my world, my soul and my breath..
A - And for that.. i will love you as long as im alive.

G - Gunung mana pun akan ku daki..
U - Utara, selatan akan ku jejaki...
Y - Ya.. semuanya kernamu..
D - Dalam mana pun lautan.. akan ku renangi
A - Apapun jua sanggup ku tempuhi..
C - Cabaran dan rintangan,
O - Onak dan duri...
S - Semuanya demi cinta ku padamu.
T - Takkan melayu hilang di dunia..
A - Ahaks!

To love is to know... kalu x kenal maka x chenta... mari kita berchenta... haha~~
apa la yg aku merepek merapu nie... huhu~~ chop n chow~~

Background Musics:
Bad Religion - Recipe for hate (whole album)
The Offspring - Americana (whole album)

Japanesse Name... Sooo Funny

Miahaha~~ selepas penat belajar bahasa jepon.. meh kita layan nama2 jepun yg sgt komersial and unik2..

1. Yang pemarah - KEJI CACIMAKI

2. Yang tak suka barang mahal - SATO SUKAMURA

3. Yang tak suka cakap - KITA TADASUARA

4. Yang suka makan tosei - NANACHI HITOSI

5. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

6. Yang rajin study - ASIKO ULANGKAJI

7. Yang selalu kelam kabut - WAKASI HURUHARA

8. Yang sangat 'kemut' - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

9. Yang gemar tido - MEKA TIDOMATI

ni dari email box kiriman salah sorang rakan...

Watashi... Zukato.. de arimasu~~

Ohaiyoo... Konichiwa~~~ lets learn Japanese today... but first.. you need your name in japanese.. that way we know each other much better... huhu~~ Do you have one? no.. dun wory i'll help you... so juz follow me... coz i'll show you the secret to learn japanese.. then for sure u'll thankful to me coz u'll conquer Japanese in one day.. japanesse is easy.. muahaha~~ dun believe me? ermm... dun care lah. but believe or not, try to take a look....


so.. did everyone got the name??? huhu~~ that's it, lesson for today... will be continue.. same place.. different time and language.. huhu~~
origatoa gozaimas... de arimasu~~

Background Music:
Utada Hikaru - First Love (Song for My Love... muehehe~~)
Yui Horie - Itsumo (Fruit Basket)
Coming Century - Breakthrough (Eyeshield 21)
UNDER17 - Love Slave (DearS)

Warning in the Morning!!!

Watch out!!!

Guy is back!
Muahaha~~~

Story of The Roadsign

Grrr.. i need do sumthin.. sumthin that make me smile... so i came up with this idea, i need a jokes.. i need a fun... i need sumthin funny... sumthin hilarious.. so, this is it.. its not mine.. and not yours too.. juz took a little effort to search, spent an hour to edit and roughly touch up to make it look much better.. so enjoy the story... as much as i do... dun care if u read it thousand times already.. coz this is wat i need.. huhu~~
(but the fact is.. i dun have any story to write today..muahaha~~ ye la, why not? still lyin on bed.. now i got cough + flu + throat sick + dizzy)